Legal Disclaimer

Sit down, buckle up, and put on your laughing hats, folks. The attorneys made us do this. Here’s the funny-yet-absolutely-serious legal disclaimer for our wacky, fact-packed website. Get your giggles in gear!

All information on is provided for both chuckles and enlightenment only. Our facts may seem stranger than fiction, but they’re no substitutes for legal, medical, relationship, or any other professional advice. Use common sense, folks.

If you’re scratching your head over the accuracy of one of our facts, well, first off, stop. It’s not good for your scalp. Secondly, drop us an email at [email protected]. We appreciate it, and our facts like to feel loved and accurate.

While we’ve done our best to confirm the validity of the facts we share, we can’t be held responsible for any inaccuracies, hiccups, blunders, or full-blown pratfalls that might result from them. You see, facts are like snowflakes – no two are identical, and occasionally, they might land on your nose at the most inconvenient times.

Should anything on this site provoke a deep, soul-searching urge to break any laws (federal, state, local, or even the unwritten law of not eating ice cream for breakfast), let us be clear: we wholeheartedly discourage it. We’re all about fun, folks, but not at the expense of legality.

Remember, we are not liable for any consequences that may arise from the use of our information – no more than a rubber chicken is responsible for the laughter it incites. Changes in our content can occur without notice, much like surprise whoopee cushions.

Do reach out to us with comments, suggestions, and questions at [email protected]. Whether it’s about an obscure fact, an oversight, or the whereabouts of the missing socks in your laundry, we’ll do our best to help. Please write to us in English, though. Our fact-checking gerbils are monolingual.

So, there you have it! Now go forth and enjoy our site, laugh your socks off (if you still have any), and remember to take everything here with a pinch of humor and a heap of open-mindedness. Stay curious, stay giggly!